Muscle In, E.

It seems that relations between the strutting Caudillo of the Farage Falange and the Grand Cosmic Manbaby of New Trumpsterdom may not be quite so cosy as they first appeared. The strutting Caudillo and current owner of Farage Falange Inc. dared to dissent from the Supreme Squillionaire's opinion regarding the merits of the pseudonymous race-baiter Stephen Yaxley Lennon, who is currently a guest of His Majesty under conditions which are doubtless a bit luxurious for his moral welfare. As a result of Farage's insubordination, there is at the very least some doubt as to whether a mooted donation to the Falange is likely to explode into a hostile takeover; while the prospects for the strutting Caudillo himself may soon amount to something rather more humble than the opportunity to bask in reflected glory with an option on invading Abyssinia.