Hard-Headed Realism

Labour being the party of working people, Team Starmer's flunkey in charge of profitable postal services has expressed his gratitude to some of the major culprits in the Horizon scandal for condescending to help mitigate some of the havoc they have wreaked. Since the best way to change an organisation that has treated people badly is to give more power to those who were badly treated, Team Starmer's flunkey also did some grown-up and decisive chin-stroking about the need to ensure that social value does not interfere with share value. Despite existing in order to make profits and despite having amassed record profits in the last quarter, the profiteers have expressed comparatively little remorse or inclination to change: an attitude at which Team Starmer's flunkey thinks he is a bit surprised.