Monolithic Judgement

Criminal charges have been brought in connection with the misuse of a Trumpster-coloured substance at Stonehenge. The stuff was thrown around the site during a Just Stop Oil protest last summer, and it is certainly debatable how kindly the Bible salesman and his head-tribble will take to their complexion being shared with a pagan monument. Although the substance was easily removed, two people have been charged with "destroying or damaging an ancient protected monument and intentionally or recklessly causing a public nuisance." In keeping with the best traditions of British justice, His Majesty's Government, in the persons of the thuggish Mark Harper and a pseudonym of Michael Green, had plans to bring about one or two slightly less reparable consequences by driving a road tunnel through the site, which the court of appeal happily endorsed some four months before the protest took place.