Baby Talk

When the Trumpster's rabid head-tribble splatters forth another radioactive defecation, the laws of political parasitism decree that a smaller but similar incident must gurgle within some cranium of our own Farage Falange. The protection of American women and the subsequent surge in the Trumpster vote among good Christian wives and mothers has led the strutting Caudillo to blather about making Britain's abortion laws more repressive. Apparently the latest rodentine evacuee from the Conservative ship, whose relationship with reality seems to be everything one would expect in such a context, has informed the CEO of Reform Incorporated that this is the sort of thing the woman in the street converses about when she gets home.