Home Office Cute

In keeping with Team Starmer's juvenile domestic policy (someone maxed out Auntie Rachel's credit card, and that's why jolly Uncle Wes is brandishing that hypodermic) and infantile foreign policy (bad Vlad and blue-eyed Bibi, and no, you still can't go out and play with the Brussels children), the Ministry for Wog Disposal has demonstrated a new approach to beastly migrants by issuing a passport to a character from children's literature. As a propaganda move, this may be less openly thuggish than the Trumpster campaign's co-opting of works by various unconsulted popular musicians; but no doubt the intention is similar. Besides being fictitious, an advantage he shares with thousands if not millions of sexually insatiable criminal darkies, Paddington Bear is notably a CGI character in some financially successful films. As breathlessly noted in Britain's leading liberal newspaper, the screen depiction of a talking anthropomorphic bear requires some degree of fakery (they didn't even need the real passport!), and Team Starmer has always been as happy to sponsor the illusory as it is to put out for the profitable.