House of Murdoch

Since you can never be too rich or too rich, the current most favoured scion of Britain's Supreme Leader is diversifying into the housing shortage. It is hoped that proceeds from the take-over of the UK's leading property website will be sufficient to subsidise that significant portion of the nation's scumbag press which the Supreme Leader has accrued beneath his cleansing and enlightening influence. The injection of Murdoch family values will no doubt do much to repair the reputation of estate agents, whose trade is traditionally considered nearly as honourable as those of other Murdoch properties in politics and journalism.