Southern Fried Employee

As might be expected given the increasing number of people being incapacitated by heat exhaustion or dropping dead from heatstroke, the Christian state of Florida is working to deprive people of protection from the heat. Although several states have passed laws obliging employers to provide protection, there are no federal statutes to that effect and Florida's governer, Ronald of the Saints, has recently signed in a law prohibiting local municipalities enacting any. The prohibition was included as an amendment to a bill reducing restrictions on child labour, which serves only to compound the Christian charity of the enterprise.