Cleaning Up

Contrary to what poor people and other Marxist ideologues would have you believe, money is not always a Good Thing. When it gets into the wrong hands (which include, but are not limited to, the hands of poor people), it can sometimes be a Very Bad Thing Indeed. Accordingly, a flunkey of Britain's glistening pink Minister for Wogs, Frogs, Huns and Hottentots has been wagging the finger at lesser breeds who launder money for "corrupt businessmen, bent politicians and war lords" and others of a complexion that would never be allowed to defile the virtuous asceticism of Lord Ashcroft, Fishy Rishi or Cameron of Tripoli. If Britain's overseas territories and crown dependencies persist in their unworthy behaviour, they will apparently be deprived of the monarchy and the Union Jack, although the extent to which this dire penalty has the miscreants quaking in their sandals remains as yet unclear.