It's How You Play the Game

We are all aware that there are few British values more important than Wogs Out; but competing priorities do occasionally emerge. One such was recently impressed upon a shipment of seventy-three Albanian deportees, most of whom had agreed to return voluntarily. They were transported with two paramedics, two interpreters and a hundred and twenty-nine "escort staff" (guards, in Oldspeak) from their respective wog warehousing units to a wog disposal facility, where they were detained for several weeks. Any undue sense of self-importance on their part was further minimised thanks to risk factors not being properly recorded or communicated, and any staff who felt the urge being able to spy on detainees as they used the lavatory. A report by prison inspectors found that this public-school régime was demeaning and unnecessary, especially for those being voluntarily removed; which seems rather to miss the point. Clearly, what matters most is not that the removals should be voluntary, let alone that they should happen with any un-British rapidity or efficiency; but only that those being removed should not escape without a good, hard dose of British decency.