Putin Fails Again

Anonymous sources within His Majesty's Government, which are doubtless as reliable as anyone concerning their well-informed and genuine beliefs, are squealing about the GPS signal on board an RAF aircraft being jammed when it buzzed Russian territory. Unlike aggressor nations with legitimate security concerns, Russia does not have the right to react when closely approached by military aircraft belonging to a hostile alliance. A spokesbeing from the Ministry of Wog-Bombing shrieked that, while the master race can of course take anything the pathetic Russian military throws at it, the jamming was inexcusable, dangerous and wildly irresponsible. Given that at least one of Grant Shapps' aliases was aboard the aircraft, and that their safety was not threatened in any way, it would be difficult for any reasonable person to disagree.