Democratic Disrepute

Certain incautious members of the House of Expenses Claimants are flirting with unelectedness by casting doubt upon the sovereign legitimacy of His Majesty's Government's wog transportation bill. Though voted into Parliament as instruments of the people's will, these rogue elements have inveigled themselves onto a committee which basks in the approval of neither their deserving constituents nor the local cadres of the Farage Falange, and which now has the temerity to proclaim that all the pluck and gumption of the master race cannot make a country legally safe even by enshrining the said safety in a statute of British law. The committee's so-called report takes its unpatriotism so far as to say that the disapplication of foreign laws would jeopardise the United Kingdom's hard-won reputation for the rule of law and human rights, despite that reputation's extending throughout Westminster and the British media and the head-chopping House of Saud.