Jam Tomorrow - Now in Manageable Helpings

In transferring the benefits of its entrepreneurship from the beastly Euro-wogs to the Comprehensive and Progressive Agreement for Trans-Pacific Partnership, Global Britain is set to increase its GDP by no less than four one-hundredths of one per cent. Our great nation's famous geographical and cultural proximity to the Pacific Ocean states will also facilitate deals with a noted sheep-and-hobbit reservation and a former open-air prison; which in combination might elevate the greatest economy in the world by one-tenth of one per cent within less than a dozen years. Yet despite all this (and despite an official rah-rah from the glistening pink Head Boy emeritus at the Ministry for Wogs, Beads and Trinkets), some traitors, remoaners and other metropolitan bloblings at the communistic Office for Budget Responsibility have dismissed the flagship trade deal as some sort of small boat. Well, of all the cheek.