The Curmudgeon

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Sunday, August 20, 2023

Bad Etymology

Laptop, n. from French la ptomaïne food poisoning; ultimately from Greek ptôma corpse; hence an ordure-spouting irritant prone to inopportune dying.

Teeter, v.i., to wobble unsteadily; from French tête-à-tête the mutual destabilisation of two unreliable appendages.

2 Comments:

  • At 9:58 am , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Pétillant comme l’eau de sources

     
  • At 1:28 am , Blogger Philip said...

    Remerciements, l'Anonyme. It's hard to convey what a privilege it is, after so many years of bubbly bloggery, to have gained a favourable review from the mineral-water school of criticism.

     

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