Careful What You Pray For

Crusaders for the free movement of traffic have won a significant victory over the beastly Muslims, who had plotted to turn the Golders Green Hippodrome into an Islamic centre. The facility would have been in use every day, causing residents to express wholly non-racist horror at the un-British idea of being religious more than one day a week. Despite the usual pious pleas for tolerance from leaders of all the major religions and the Church of England, a minority also gave vent to concerns about the infidel. As a result of all this constructive criticism, the building has been given over to an international happy-clapper corporation whose founder has been charged with complicity in child-rape; and I am sure we all hope that the residents, with their legitimate and understandable concerns, feel safer now.