Moral Force

Plucky little Britain is once more defying the mighty oppression of international woggery by funding a famous British invention for the improvement of lesser breeds. The modern concentration camp has been adopted by several proud nations seeking to take back control and get things done; and in Burma, or Myanmar as the natives foppishly call it, British money is being used to give some local Muslims a good hard lesson in entrepreneurial values. The United Nations has adopted a policy of restricting aid to "life-saving assistance", but from the days of New Labour until now Her Majesty's Government has never shown much interest in saving the lives of Muslims and continues to throw money at Gordon Brown's morally-compassed heroine and her brave little soldiers. Complaints of "apartheid-like" conditions will serve only to augment Britain's pride in its entrepreneurial ingenuity at keeping the beastly Boers in line; and as grateful employers of those honest G4S people, Britain's taxpayers will be happy to know that Her Majesty's Government does not bother to distinguish between camps which have been closed and those which are still in operation.