Premium Remedy

People are very inconsiderately living longer and taking out life insurance policies despite being sold such policies by insurance companies. Inevitably, this spendthrift longevity has exacerbated the risks for insurers as ever more frequent and severe weather events cause ever more customers to submerge, combust, or simply keel over from lack of business acumen. Although this summer's excess deaths have yet to make their impression on the market, there has already been an increase in claims; and continuing governmental dynamism in protecting and preserving the fossil fuel and infoslop industries can only mean the trend will continue. It is fortunate indeed that the eternal one-size-fits-all solution Make the little people pay more continues, even in these unstable times, to retain its accustomed robustitude.