One Does Not Drive the Best Carriage to Visit the Servants' Lodge

Having flown to Turkey in a four-hundred-million-dollar bung from the Qatari royal family, the Trumpster and his head-tribble will travel from Turkey to the UK in the vice-Air Force One. The newer aircraft will apparently be along as a tourist attraction, since the Trumpster and his head-tribble seem to be under the impression that it constitutes a stately home. Suggestions that security concerns might have led to the change, perhaps owing to suspected Iranian sympathies in the Qatari bung's systems, were waved away with a tiny hand; doubtless the aircraft's racial loyalties are considered assured thanks to the high-visibility orange coating on its flight recorder. How the Special Relationship will be affected remains as yet remarkably unexplored.