On What Is, and Is Not, An Emergency

Nearly sixty per cent of those arrested for violent disorder during a recent outpouring of spontaneous indignation against police persecution of the poor little master race had also been reported for domestic abuse. Twenty-two of the thirty-seven detained warriors for British values are not only wife-beaters but self-righteous wife-beaters; which doubtless accounts for the response from the Ministry for Wog Disposal. A spokesbeing proclaimed that "violence against women and girls is a national emergency," but made no mention of violence against ethnics, foreigns, migrants, asylum seekers or other causes of legitimate and understandable concern; thereby magnanimously leaving open the possibility that the race rioters are merely seeking a socially acceptable outlet for their plucky bulldog patriotism.