Birthright Politics

Whether to provide fodder for the head-tribble or to yield second-hand flesh of sufficient bagginess and decrepitude for Mitch McConnell to occupy without undue discomfort, the Republican-turned-Trumpsterlicker Senator Lindsey Graham has apparently gone to his reward. The head-tribble and its Trumpster have responded in appropriate monarchical fashion, by decreeing that the great man's political assets should now be made hereditary and bestowed upon his sister. Those who object to the idea will be reassured that the inheritance is purely an interim arrangement for the next six months, after which the term expires and the senatorial seat can be properly bought.