Poverty Turbo-Propped

It's always edifying to see true British values in action, and the nation's most successful corporate war profiteer is once more doing us proud. BAE Systems has celebrated the forthcoming Remembrance Sunday rah-rah by retiring the commercial aircraft type that delivers humanitarian aid across eastern and central Africa. Having recently announced record profits thanks to the Russia-Ukraine war and the Righteous State's rampage against the Arab Untermenschen, BAE Systems is seeking to capitalise on global instability through Britain's ever-expandable wog-bombing industry; and since there are few more reliable destablising factors than poverty, starvation and disease, the company is doubtless to be congratulated for its joined-up approach to commerce.