Mysterious Oversight

Thoughts and prayers will be reverberating through the celestial switchboards, presumably as effectively as ever, after an ally of the Trumpster and his head-tribble fell victim to a tragic misinterpretation of the Second Amendment. The unscheduled projectile absorption incident has already elicited the usual pieties about violence having no place in the country of the weekly school shooting, the Immigrant Cleansification Executive and the proposed occupation of various cities by National Guard peacekeeping forces. It remains as yet unclear whether there were fine people on both sides of this particular assassination attempt, but the state governor has pledged that "those responsible will be held fully accountable;" so doubtless Baby Jesus will have questions to answer about why He failed to find an expendable into whom the bullets could be redirected.