Blocked Passage

Brazilian democracy has demonstrated its immaturity in comparison to the sometime British colony of New Trumpsterdom by refusing permission for a far-right chancer to attend the inauguration of a far-right chancer. Like the tangerine dreamblob and his head-tribble, Jair Bolsonaro stands accused of involvement in an attempted coup to prevent the accession of a legitimately elected successor; however, while Murcan demoxey has exercised its powers of Christian forgiveness in hopes that the Trumpster may refrain from jailing everyone who doesn't worship him, the Brazilian judiciary has taken a less charitable view. Bolsonaro has even been forbidden to seek re-election until 2030, apparently for spreading electoral misinformation rather than allowing friendly fellow-manbabies to spread it on his behalf. Then again, Bolsonaro has proclaimed himself so excited at the idea of viewing the Trumpster's alien zest that he has cut out Viagra; so perhaps the head-tribble will feel a certain sneaking relief that its virtue is still safe.