That caused you such delay;
We'll use all proper cloutage
To speed you on your way.
Our corporate survival
Is now the markets' call:
You can't switch to a rival,
Because we ate them all.
We're very deeply sorry
Our product went this way;
But there's no cause for worry,
Since you'll still have to pay.
Cyrus B Crasher
The follow-up to Polite Notices.
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