Laptop, n. from French 
la ptomaïne food poisoning; ultimately from Greek 
ptôma corpse; hence an ordure-spouting irritant prone to inopportune dying. 
Teeter, v.i., to wobble unsteadily; from French tête-à-tête the mutual destabilisation of two unreliable appendages.
 
Pétillant comme l’eau de sources
ReplyDeleteRemerciements, l'Anonyme. It's hard to convey what a privilege it is, after so many years of bubbly bloggery, to have gained a favourable review from the mineral-water school of criticism.
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