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Sunday, August 20, 2023

Bad Etymology

Laptop, n. from French la ptomaïne food poisoning; ultimately from Greek ptôma corpse; hence an ordure-spouting irritant prone to inopportune dying.

Teeter, v.i., to wobble unsteadily; from French tête-à-tête the mutual destabilisation of two unreliable appendages.

2 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:58 am

    Pétillant comme l’eau de sources

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  2. Remerciements, l'Anonyme. It's hard to convey what a privilege it is, after so many years of bubbly bloggery, to have gained a favourable review from the mineral-water school of criticism.

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