Righteously Slanted

In the great Hang Mandela tradition of opposing sanctions against militarised racist states, the Government is attempting to outlaw boycotting of Israel by public bodies. The bill specifically names the Righteous State as its beneficiary, which has prompted almost ten seat-warmers across both Houses of Parliament to complain that it is insufficiently anti-Chinese. The chair of the wog containment select committee voiced her support for "the principle that taxpayers' money should not be policised" before proclaiming the principle that taxpayers' money should only be spent on furthering the Government's goals; and she also worried that community cohesion might be undermined should the natural racism of the great British public suffer some inadvertent legislative misdirection. Meanwhile, the ever-brilliant Iain Duncan Smith feared lest support for Western-sponsored violence against the Palestinians might eclipse opposition to slave labour which fails to benefit Western capitalism. Whether the jabbering homunculus Michael Gove will be able to hold out against this moral and intellectual onslaught remains to be seen.