Not the Right Sort of Honesty

In modern English, the greatest language in the world, there is only one meaning for the term honest debate: namely, blaming and shaming the migrant hordes. However, the forces of woke extremism are now attempting to corrupt the nation's grammatical cleanliness with a nefarious programme of Orwellian redefinition: the leader of the GMB union has called for Team Starmer to engage in, of all things, an honest debate about the deleterious effects of Britain's independence from the Nazi-Soviet Strasbrussels dictatorship. Coming only days after Starmer himself courted the sensible and moderate readership of the Daily Express with grown-up claims that our European foes are eating our lunch and nicking our dinner money, the intervention can only be considered un-British, anti-business, antisemitic and anti-opportunificatory. Doubtless Team Starmer will soon be taking steps to reduce or refuse the filthy money with which the GMB persists in contaminating the coffers of Britain's party for non-immigrant, non-striking, non-benefits-claiming working people.