Cleverly Secured

With his stint as Secretary for Wogs, Beads and Trinkets unlikely to continue past the next eighteen months, Global Britain's Minister of Misnomer is naturally seeking to trumpet what passes for his presence upon the sinecure-rich international stage. James Cleverly has caught up with events as far as 1965, when the security council of the despised United Nations was last expanded, and has ordered the international community to make way for such denizens of the global south as Japan and Germany - the latter having finally expiated its Euro-wog sins by resuming the election of Nazis to local government. Cleverly also condescended to permit a single seat each to Asia, Latin America and Africa; doubtless our plucky Rwandan allies can expect at least a favourable reference. One surprising omission, which Team Starmer can presumably be relied upon to repair, is the Righteous State, which has done almost as much to maintain the hallowed central principles of international law as the master race and its American allies.