Unprofessional Fowl

As with war, famine and death, it is characteristic of unpatriotic woke pessimism to classify pestilence as a danger rather than an opportunity; and the latest outbreak of bird flu is no exception. The cultural Marxists at the RSPB are agitating to restrict the liberty of our lords and masters to blast specially fattened birds out of the sky for fun, just because releasing them on schedule might give a few sparrows a bit of a cough. Doubtless owing to the malign Strasbrussels health-and-safety influence on British law, millions of grouse, pheasants and other game birds would be able to pose as poultry that needs to be preserved, rather than as wild birds that deserve to be shot, should they be allowed to work from home.