The Party of Small Change

Profiteering bankers are an antisemitic stereotype; hence, in the nuanced world of mainstream politics, being nasty to profiteering bankers is antisemitic. Insidious forces of cultural-Marxist extremism are now conspiring to criticise His Majesty's Loyal Opposition for associating too closely with wealth creators, just because a senior policy manager from HSBC is giving "advice" to the shadow Minister for Profiteering, who has previously liaised on similarly intimate terms with Natwest and a lobbying company. A recent parliamentary inquiry found that HSBC, along with other fiscal paragons, is complicit in human rights abuses and likes to rob refugees of their pensions; which can hardly have hindered the corporation's endearment to the pragmatists at Team Starmer. Doubtless the malcontents are motivated entirely by the same non-acceptable racism that recently provoked an outcry when the chiselling little crook Richard Sharp was maliciously caricatured as a chiselling little crook.