The Italians Are Dying Out

Despite the lack of an adequate state childcare system (family values), and despite being occasionally subject to summary dismissal from employment when a blessed event becomes imminent (traditional morality); despite the increasing scarcity of resources and the decreasing likelihood of a future for the generations after this one, more and more Italian women are for some reason neglecting their duty as regards the propagation of the race. As always, the prospect of less human suffering in the world is by definition a Bad Thing, and the far-right government has expressed its determination to reverse the trend, short of importing wog-wives to make up the deficit. Giorgia Meloni, who recently joined Fishy Rishi for a spot of mutual migrant-bashing, proclaimed that the solution lies with "the great unused reserve of female labour;" although, as an anti-feminist with only one offspring, it seems she also shares Fishy Rishi's disinclination to do anything so vulgar as lead by example.