Sustainable Wastage

Patriots will rejoice that conditions at Britain's wog warehousing centres are well on the way to becoming a self-solving problem. There are reports of suicides and suicide attempts among the swarming hordes, and this despite an apparently relaxed attitude at the Home Office towards the bureaucratic tedium of carrying out risk assessments. Since the Home Office has conveniently declared itself above the law in determining the reasonable duration of wog storage intervals, there seems every possibility that the British taxpayer may be spared yet more expenses in the future; although of course it is to be hoped that necessary levels of deterrence will be maintained by ensuring that whatever methods of suicide are made available never verge upon the painless.