Female Trouble

Two Democratic politicians in Florida have risked their relations with a future British Labour government by joining a picket line against the legitimate and understandable activities of the far right. The incriminatingly-surnamed state senate minority leader and the chair of the Florida party involved themselves in a protest against Florida's proposed new promotion of the coathanger industry, and were among eleven people arrested for trespass when they refused to disperse after sunset and thereby became too scary for the police. Doubtless to the chagrin of the Trumpster and his hydrophobic head-tribble, who recently condescended to testify concerning some thirty-odd lesser issues, the arrestees' hands were large enough to merit bracelets.