But Is It Global Enough?

Thanks to the fiendish machinations of the beastly Euro-wogs, Britain's bolshie boffins may yet get their wish as regards re-joining the foreign-made Horizon programme. The enemy claims that the Britain will not have to pay for the two years when it was not a member, thereby defusing the mainland's major pretext for continuing to stay out and sulk. Major concerns doubtless remain over the programme's tendency to favour science over Britishness, and the master race has been stalling for the past three weeks owing to the respect accorded the Foreign Secretary's rapidity of comprehension.