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As one would expect for a serious matter of state in a world-beating global power, to say nothing of a genuine acknowledgement of diversity in a modern and inclusive nation, the sacred grease which is scheduled to be deposited upon the royal bonce along with the Imperial Glitterhat has been mumbled over by a couple of Christians. This vital recognition of a minority faith was greeted with unctuous ardour by the Christian archbishop whose church's obsessive concern with the sex lives of the Othered is scheduled to be temporarily interrupted by the aforementioned bonce-bejewelment in a Christian abbey. As befits a ceremony of Britishness, the Archbishop of Canterbury had much to say about distinguished ancestry and immaterial blessings, to the salutary exclusion of his social and moral inferiors and other less fragrant matters.