Who Could Have Foreseen It?

A racist policy devised by racists in a racist government for the delectation of racists has, mirabile dictu, achieved a racist result. A grudgingly undertaken and much delayed Government impact assessment states that the hostile environment instituted by Tumbledown Tessie, the Bullingdon Club and their Liberal Democrat accomplices exerts its greatest hostility against Indians, Pakistanis, Nigerians and Bangladeshis, while letting less coloured people off the hook. Difficult as it may be to believe for anyone who has met a British landlord, even the conscription of landlords as Border Force assets may have led to an excess of zeal in pursuing the policy's noble British aim. The policy's greatest triumph, of course, was the orgasm of Britishness rampant that constituted the Windrush persecutions, following which the blithering thug Priti Patel promised to implement the recommendations of an independent investigation - a promise now casually broken by the blithering thug Suella Braverman; and as one would expect, the Ministry for Wog Control responded to the impact assessment with the standard assertion that nothing was wrong and anyway it had all been fixed beforehand.