It Shouldn't Be A Holiday For Them

Apparently the ignorant, the impoverished and the bombed are guilty of a hideous misunderstanding of the spirit of Dunkirk. There can be no other explanation for the fact that, even so long after taking back control of her plucky little borders, Britain continues to stand in perpetual peril of being swamped by invading small boats. Hence the perennial problem of wog warehousing has once again reared its inconvenient head. Although present accommodation in hotels has the advantage of creating business opportunities for entrepreneurial child-traffickers, the Ministry for Wog Disposal is seeking alternatives, amid fears that present expenses will cut into our democracy's electoral tax cuts. Now plans to level up Merseyside by storing asylum seekers at a local holiday resort have apparently been abandoned, although a new and potentially final solution may perhaps be in sight. Ministry officials will be holding a mini-competition in June, following which companies will be invited to design, build or renovate economically viable camps. Those with appropriate numbers of Party donors among their shareholders will doubtless meet the challenge with due concentration.