Such Magnanimity

Rumours are abroad that Fishy Rishi may attempt to appease the beastly Euro-wogs by discarding what Britain's leading liberal newspaper calls, with perhaps excessive diplomacy, a brainchild of Liz Truss. During her stint as Minister for Wogs, Frogs and Huns, Truss extruded a bill which would formalise the right of the British Government to break treaty obligations whenever the relevant minister felt like it. Such a meta-law would certainly provide additional flexibility in bowing and kow-towing to the whims of the Conservative Party's back-bench baboons; but despite the efforts of Minister for Misnomer James Cleverly, the beastly Euro-wogs have pedantically persisted in their vexatious legalism. Whether they will be sufficiently mollified by the master race condescending to keep its own word now and then remains as yet unclear.