Runaway Migration

Four hundred and forty insidiously small asylum seekers have gone missing from hotels which the Home Office has requisitioned as wog warehousing until the enemies of the people become more co-operative about transportation to Central Africa. According to a whistleblower, who can presumably expect the Assange treatment should Britain's leading liberal newspaper suffer any undue inconvenience, some of the children were snatched off the street and hustled into cars. Forty-five per cent of the missing are still missing, and it has apparently begun to dawn on one or two expenses claimants that hoteliers have votes. On the other hand, child trafficking is a business too; hence, when asked why the buck doesn't seem to stop anywhere as regards the supervision of juvenile invaders the Minister for Richard Desmond and Wog Control prudently pledged to have a bit of a think about it all, and suggested that any further questions might best be addressed to some people who were not him.