The Cash at Pooh Corner

The more we
Sell tiddly-pom
The more we
Swell tiddly-pom
The more we
Go tiddly-pom
On
Selling.

Although the
Prose tiddly-pom
May curl the
Toes tiddly-pom
Because it
Shows tiddly-pom
So
Flimsy,

Although the
Verse tiddly-pom
Is quite the
Curse tiddly-pom
And much the
Worse tiddly-pom
For
Whimsy,

As long as we
Care tiddly-pom
To flog such
Fare tiddly-pom
We'll flog this
Bear tiddly-pom
Past
Bearing.

Teddy Minter