Oh gosh! How to keep Britain blue,
Maintaining the breed that is true?
When England's elect
Stand throbbing erect,
The Johnsons will know what to do!
Oh crikey! We have to defuse
This thingy that causes bad news!
It's time to attack!
All experts we'll sack,
And knock them all out of their pews!
Oh golly! How frightfully rough!
Who could have imagined such stuff?
For enemies showing,
We've made tougher going -
But they've started going all tough!
Oh cripes! All the headlines are bad!
They think I'm a terrible cad!
I'll focus my Cummings
To deepen my plumbings
And knock up a healthy young spad!
William Boris de Pfeffel Shakespeare
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