Feel That Sovereignty

A teenage asylum seeker has had his perverse incentives aggressively re-adjusted with a summary lesson in British values. He was approached while waiting for a bus with two friends, asked to specify the degree of his non-Britishness and, in true blue, fair-play, underdog-cheering style, pursued and beaten up while outnumbered approximately eight to one. The swarming hordeling appears to have responded with the usual ingratitude to this cultural upgrade, wilfully occupying a hospital bed that might easily be put to more profitable use, especially given the increased likelihood that not enough of his fellow cockroaches will be available to treat him.