Look, Chaps! Shiny Thing!

A fat, purple-faced bully has intervened in a dramatic intervention over the dramatic intervention by another fat, purple-faced bully who claimed that the Milibeing's decision to run against his brother for the Labour leadership made him too tough not to be a pawn of Putin. Michael Fallon, the Minister for Wog-Bombing, blathered that Labour would give away the country's weapons of mass destruction, which have done such a wonderful job of deterring Putin in the Crimea, as part of a dirty deal with the fiend Sturgeon. "Ed Miliband stabbed his own brother in the back to become Labour leader," Fallon foamed in the Murdoch Times. Now he is willing to stab the United Kingdom in the back to become prime minister." In response, Britain's Head Boy burbled that "we should try to be respectful in the way we conduct our political debate, but" when some geeky little second-generation immigrant has put non-domiciled tax dodgers all over the front pages, it is sometimes necessary to throw a hissy-fit "in a pretty frank way" in order to effect an appropriate re-targeting of journalistic attention.