Prolefeed With Added Green Crap

It is gratifying to record that some of the nice people who advised Twizzler Lansley on his Health and Social Care Abolition are now receiving their due kickback. The Government's Technology Strategy Board, now rebranded with the managerial anonym Innovate UK, is throwing taxpayers' money at the likes of Nestlé and Pepsi so that they can greenwash their methods of inducing obesity and heart attacks. According to the health charities reporting on the coalition's generosity, some of the payouts exceed the amounts available for local health services to spend on dealing with the health problems which the payouts are helping to cause. "We recognise just how important nutrition is going to be in the food industry in the next five to ten years," blathered a spokesbeing for Innovate UK; and it is devoutly to be hoped that the establishment of a connection between food and nutrition within a mere decade is not too ambitious a target for the brightest and best in Whitehall.