Cultural Misunderstanding

Another greasy foreigner is trying to tell Britain's Head Boy what to do. The culprit this time is Donald Tusk, the president of the European Council and former prime minister of Poland, who so culpably failed to prevent his countrymen coming over here and taking British jobs. Tusk had the cheek to insist on a "limited and rational framework" for Britain's as-yet-undisclosed new battery of opt-outs, and even went so far as to demand a "concrete proposal" in place of the usual Little Englander grandstanding and reminders of who won the war. It is possible that the problem lies in the language barrier: Tusk stated at one point that Britain's Head Boy should be helped "because he is obviously pro-European". A rudimentary acquaintance with the British language would have informed Tusk that Britain's Head Boy is in favour of Britain's Head Boy, and that pretty much everything else is up for grabs.