We Don't Just Provide the Orphans, We Burn Down the Orphanage

About thirty people have died of hypothermia after fleeing the peace and freedom which resulted from the coalition's single successful wog-bombing campaign. A hundred and five Libyan ingrates were found adrift on an inflatable boat among freezing temperatures and twenty-six-foot waves, and only twenty-nine have so far had the good grace to die before using up taxpayers' money being detained and deported. Since the coalition helped to close the Mare Nostrum rescue operation, no ships have been available which can take large numbers of suspects below deck, so those who were picked up spent eighteen further hours exposed to the elements on the decks of small patrol boats. The rescue operation was abandoned "partly because of public concern about the €114m (£85m) cost" or, in Standard English, because Britain's Head Boy and his chums were concerned about wasting money on wogs that might be better spent on tax-dodgers. "Without Mare Nostrum," said the mayor of Lampedusa, "it’s as if no one, and not just the criminals, cares if they live or die." I am sure that, at least as far as the UK is concerned, her statement is unjust; all things considered, the coalition would clearly rather they died.