Perilous Resources

The adorable Farage Falange filly Victoria Ayling, having previously epitomised the party's non-racist benignity with her recorded comments on immigration ("send the lot back"), has been besting the evil Lib-Lab-Con-Green establishment in public debate. Ayling was asked about a claim that foreigners were taking all the jobs in offshore wind energy and, true to the Falange's anti-establishment style, raised the question all those trendy, windmill-happy metropolitan elites haven't dared to ask: namely "What happens when renewable energy runs out?" Unfortunately, the audience must have been packed with trendy, windmill-happy establishment types, because a number of guffaws were heard. Within only a few hours Ayling decided, or was informed by her minders, that she had actually meant renewable energy subsidies, which would obviously become more and more necessary as the relevant industries grew in importance and became more profitable. To see the likely perils, one need look no further than the endlessly profitable, eternally subsidised banking industry, where the Caudillo of the Farage Falange first developed that down-to-earth brand of straight-belching populism which has attracted so many mouths of the expansive Ayling calibre.