Boosting Commercial Acumen

Weapons manufacturers are saving the British taxpayer a fortune by infiltrating the Ministry for War and Wog-bombing. Other government departments also use personnel seconded from the private sector in order to utilise their skills and experience and to prevent ministers having to soil their offices with civil servants. The practice is so thoroughly acceptable that some departments, such as the Cabinet Office, refused to respond to questioning on behalf of their employers, the public. Still, we are assured that the salaries of the skilled and experienced ones are paid by the firms which employ them and not by the ministries which are used by them, so obviously they will be working first and foremost with the taxpayers' best interests at heart.