Ladies' Night

The time is come around again
To chuck the gongs at sundry folk:
Reward the fillies and the men
Who've helped Big School and Daveybloke.

We Bullingdons are modern men;
Our attitudes are well-updated,
And yet it seems, now and again,
The ladies get a bit frustrated.

Dear charming girls, we share your grief;
Donors with tits, we are not blind.
We've worked to give you some relief,
And show our manners are refined.

The list is large, the list is fat,
The list's a rich and rancid mix;
And it's the first one ever that
Includes as many holes as pricks.

Calm down, dear; do not be a bore
About these gongs for spivs and phoneys;
For this year we have many more
Contented cunts among the cronies.

Podger Blimpling