Cleanup Act

Contrary to all expectation, it appears that certain fossil fuel companies have been saying the thing that is not about their transition to renewable energy. By "transition," of course, I mean non-transition, and by "certain companies" I mean a minimum of eighty-five out of the eighty-seven operating in the UK. Eighty of the eighty-seven are spending nothing at all on renewable energy projects, and five of the remainder have no plans to ensure that most of their investments will be in renewables by the end of the decade. Since the entire industry has been squealing for years about the need to continue exactly as they are in order to facilitate their world-beating greenification projects, certain unmoderate and antisensibilic elements might well wonder where all the money has been going. Fortunately, Team Starmer is now on hand with its ex-twenty-nine billion, heroically banning companies from exploiting empty fields and all gung-ho for the Petroleum Finance Initiative, which will ensure that all is rah-rah from now on by having Great British in the name of its taxpayer-sponsored front company.